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Tide Pod

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01.04.18 11:55:16 pm

Since the dawn of Man, there was pain. Suffering, caused by our fellow human beings, by our environment, by our way of life. For millenia, our species has had to endure an enormous struggle for which there seemed to be no end. Until one day, one brave man had an intriguing idea.

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"Why don't you just kys faggit lol"

An idea to define a generation. It came at us like a tide. For once in the history of Homo Sapiens, there seemed to be a glimmer of hope. No more illness. No more hunger. No more fighting for resources, land, ideology or religion. One idea that could unify us in a way that seemed so elegant. So detergent.

This has sparked a revolution. Countless of young boys and girls going the way of Harambe using the most delicious of sweets, containing an ultra-concentrated amount of love for mankind, in a tiny, beautiful, blue and orange pod.

The Tide Pod.

Men, women, Traps, and people who are gay. Let us all dine on the flesh of our saviour. Let us fulfill our destiny together. In Carnage Contest.