More A man goes in to a bar with a flamingo. He asks for a drink and pays the bartender the exact amount of change and then he leaves. He does this again and again and again for ages. Finlay, the bartender asks, "how do you pull out the exact amount of change from your pocket every time?"
"well,"replys the man,"I had two genie wishes, and I wished to have the exact amount of change."
"then, whats the bird for?"
"Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs!!"